What would your avatar do?

Pretty much, you answer the above situation with something your avatar would do, then type in another situation for the below poster.
I'll explain with examples.

Person 1 (Me since I'm starting it off): A dozen of pies fall from the sky and is about to hit you.
Person 2 (Sleeping Snorlax avi): I catch all of them and I eat them and go back to sleep.
Godzilla and attacks your town.
Person 3 (Seto Kaiba avi): I Summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and blow it up with Ultimate Stream!
Jigglypuff writes on your face for falling asleep.

Etc., etc.

It doesn't necessarily have to involve your avi entirely, but you get the idea. Like I'm not sure on how to involve mine, but since it's Chihaya, I could call my robot from IM@S Xenoglassia or something, or sing and give people eargasms, or since I'm Mecha Chihaya I can do some epic shenanagins.

So, here is how it's starting off.

A herd of Squirtles plan to take you down with aggresive force, and fires their most powerful Water Gun.

Uhhh..... I DODGE. Cuz ya know hot women in dresses can do that these days. Ya.

A group of dwarves mistake you as a trespasser of their lands, and fire there tranquilizer darts

Super cool Guy with his awesome sword deflects the dwarf's desperate attempts of stopping him at long range. He quickly deals away with the men by taking their lives and captures the women dwarfs to sell away into slavery ETC.

Aizen Gives you a silly look, if that fails to aggrovate you. He rapes your avatar's mother! If you still don't feel aggrovated, he contiues doing very bad things till your avatar is so mad that you must kill him in a very logical way.

*dances continuously*

It starts raining cats and dogs. Literally.

Ignore it and SPEAK IN ALL CAPS

An anvil falls on your head, like Looney Tunes.

My epic visor breaks, and I complain ridiculously like a spoiled singer for a new one.

You're the one who pays for my new visor, and I plan to break your arms if you don't.